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Only in Africa… According to Reuters a goat was arrested in Nigeria. Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used... 

There were three men living together in London. An African American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn’t have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood,... 

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. “Thou must not... 

There were two Ethiopian robbers that decided to dig to get under the the floor of a mans house. As they dug, the owner of the house heard something from beneath the floor, so he waited with a baseball bat. The Gurage robber made a hole and peeked out... 

A pastor has cultivated a habit of naming his children by the first statement he uttered at their bed side when he gets to see them. As a result of these he named the first child God’s Time because the child came at a time they wanted him, the... 

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation: American: “You South Africans eat the whole bread?” South... 

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. And with Ghanaians penchant for life overseas, he decides to try countries with greener pastures. He... 

It was a miserable hot day in Liberia, and two ladies were walking down the street. One said to the other, “Eloise, honey, it so hot out here today. Why don’t we take off our panties so’s we be cool?” Eloise said, “Oh, I...