A pastor has cultivated a habit of naming his children by the first statement he uttered at their bed side when he gets to see them.

As a result of these he named the first child God’s Time because the child came at a time they wanted him, the second child he named God’s Power.

When the wife now delivered the third child he wasn’t around, the wife now told the people around that whenever her husband gets back it’s his first utterance that’ll be the child’s name. When the husband got back two days later he went to see the wife in the hospital and on seeing the baby who is so ugly the man just shouted “God forbid”.

That ended up being the baby’s name ‘cos the tradition couldn’t be reversed.