There were two Ethiopian robbers that decided to dig to get under the the floor of a mans house. As they dug, the owner of the house heard something from beneath the floor, so he waited with a baseball bat. The Gurage robber made a hole and peeked out... 

A South African is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation: American: “You South Africans eat the whole bread?” South...